Privacy Policy and Shop Terms and Conditions

We have several privacy policies per-area on our website. As you read, please keep in mind that these are automatically generated, for the most part, so they may sound strange.

We do NOT “sell” your information except where you consider collecting website analytics or (perhaps eventually) showing contextual ads a sale of information. However, for the purposes of CCPA, it does consitute a sale of information, so some of the language in our various policies may have that language.

Our privacy policies:

Shop terms and conditions:

Affiliate Items

Some of the items on our website are sloth-related items we’re promoting from other websites. We’ve clearly marked these products and if you click the “buy” button, you’ll be taken to another website. If you make a purchase there, you’re subject to their privacy policies. If you do make a purchase, we stand to make a small commission — we do this to promote awesome sloth products while also supporting our blogging habits.


For our items, we use USPS as our shipping provider. Shipping costs are calculated on checkout — items may be combined when you purchase multiple orders to reduce prices.

We make every attempt to ship physical items within a maximum of two business days, unless the item is a custom-made item or preorder.


Downloadable items

We offer no returns for downloadable items due to their nature. If you have an issue with the files, we’ll make every attempt to solve the issue.

Physical products

We accept returns in unused condition within 30 days. You must notify us within 7 days that you intend to make the return. We will process the refund when we receive the item.

If there is a problem with the item, we will provide a full refund, plus shipping costs. If the return is because you changed your mind, we’ll refund the product price minus shipping.

Questions and concerns

If you have questions about this privacy policy or about making a return, please contact us.